Abstract: This article is the first in our series about modern vibrators. Dildos were used as far back as the Roman times, and phallic devices, simulating the human penis, were very popular among women, priests, and other practitioners, in the pursuit of fertility and/or fun. We are thus happy to report that all these years of keen obsession with penis replacements have lead to the development of true genius - the modern vibrator! It comes in all shapes, sizes, colors and materials, it can be controlled remotely, it can glow in the dark, it can move and dance to the sounds of your favorite music, and yes in some models, it can come!